ethiopienne:

the dialogue in this movie was instrumental in shaping my sense of humor as a child, i swear.

merylstreeptease:

It’s amazing the impact this second-long video made in my life

toasterlock:

the-doors-are-closed:

A real statue in Holland. Although it is a statue of Father Christmas, locals will call it butt plug gnome.

god bless butt plug gnome

toasterlock:

the-doors-are-closed:

A real statue in Holland. Although it is a statue of Father Christmas, locals will call it butt plug gnome.

god bless butt plug gnome

soujizz:

soujizz:

trying to decide on a title for my english essay

image

that works

i just got it back today

image

mission accomplished

austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

pondlifeforme:

Possession Parallels

↳ Goodbye Stranger & Slumber Party

  Inspired by twistedsardonic’s AWESOME META

taikikou:

no, this is ouran high school FIGHT club. you broke that vase, now we break your neck.

thespikybaguette:

king-moriparty:

better.

That is done soooo fucking well holy bum

thespikybaguette:

king-moriparty:

better.

That is done soooo fucking well holy bum